guys, as amusing as this exchange is (and big surprise that tlagnhoj is involved... who could have predicted that?), i'm not sure how it is helping the OP in any way.
he needs an exceedingly simple one-off part made. i'm sure he wasn't asking for this kind of internet weenis-flexing contest.
on the other hand, he joined, posted his query a few minutes later, and hasn't been back since. so i guess it doesn't really matter anyway.
have at each other, as long as the mods are OK with it